The Big Dance = Despair

For me, March Madness left as quickly as it came — perhaps even quicker.

Tonight, especially in the second half, Washington State’s Cougars grounded the Eagles of Winthrop College University with a 71-40 slobberknocker.

As I throw my bracket sheet in the shredder, heavy-hearted with the knowledge that Winthrop’s dreams are again dashed, I must now turn my attention to Clemson’s Tigers with the hope that the Palmetto State can still find pride somewhere in this year’s NCAA tournament.

Have no fear my Eagles, for next year will be your time to soar. Yes. Next year.

– Matthew Wills

Fox News is Mean.

Today, those jerks at Fox News bashed the recently-former Mrs. Paul McCartney in the article, “Heather Mills Kept Half Her ‘Dancing’ Fees.”

I didn’t read the piece, but for this ex-wife of the former Beatle, doesn’t “half” seem appropriate?

– Bo Burdette

Note: Don’t blame me for bad taste on this one. FoxNews started it.